Anonymous: WE HAVE THE SAME NAME

Hello fellow Jordan 

So I finally saw Star Trek and love it. I’m gonna watch the old movies next week. The entire time Benedict was on the screen all I could think was “Benny what are you doing” and then when we talked to Chris Pine that gif set with them fighting over who has bluer eyes kept playing in my head. Curse you tumblr

stepchildofthesun:

crystalmeowth:

whorem0anz:

My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.

i sat here laughing for like ten minutes

I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING

and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE

And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?

him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*

dontfeedfangirlsaftermidnight:

Ron’s face is my reaction to life