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Hello fellow Jordan
Also are we just ignoring that Mickey from Doctor Who is in Star Trek
So I finally saw Star Trek and love it. I’m gonna watch the old movies next week. The entire time Benedict was on the screen all I could think was “Benny what are you doing” and then when we talked to Chris Pine that gif set with them fighting over who has bluer eyes kept playing in my head. Curse you tumblr
if ur ever sexting just send them this gif
My dog looks like a fuzzy penis. That is all, bye.
i sat here laughing for like ten minutes
I almost had a heart attack last night while my husband and I were lying in bed reading and his entire body starts shaking. I’m all ARE YOU OK ARE YOU HAVING A SEIZURE ARE YOU CRYING WHATS HAPPENING
and then i realize he’s just laughing hysterically- so hard that he CANT MAKE NOISE
And I go: Are you thinking about that damn penis dog again?
him: *silent nodding while he claps like a retarded seal*
Ron’s face is my reaction to life
when the last step of a school assignment is to have fun
Wow I ordered my pizza an hour ago what the hell papa johns